- Wed, 17:48: A half hour of national news has to cover Branjolina divorce? They can't find something more important? #whyournewsucks
- Sat, 12:22: The Seminoles completely and utterly suck!
- Tue, 10:06: So the guy with the world's stupidest hairdo, says Clinton doesn't have 'the presidential look.' Shakes head at the hypocrisy.